Nov
09
2009
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You Gotta Dress Up for Halloween — Jeez.

Some of the greatest rivalaries in history:

Marvel vs. DC. Suit n Tie vs. Shorts n Sandals. Hot sauce vs. Mild salsa. White sugar vs. Honey. The Red Sox vs. the Yankees. The US vs the USSR. Pepper vs. Salt. Ali vs. Frazier. Cyclists vs. Cars. Shade vs. Sun. Fit vs. Fat. Old Facebook vs. New Facebook. White Chocolate vs. Dark Chocolate. Burger King vs. McDonald's. Friday Night vs. Saturday Night. Van Halen with Sammy Hagar vs. Van Halen without Sammy Hagar. Pen vs. Pencil. Dirty vs. Clean. Coke vs. Pepsi. Up vs. Down. Wile E. Coyote vs. The Roadrunner. Nicklaus vs. Palmer. Teenagers vs. Parents. Hulk Hogan vs. Rowdy Rodder Piper. Dallas vs. Dynasty. Star Wars vs. Star Trek. The Munsters vs. The Addams Family. The Union vs. The Confederacy. Mercedes vs. BMW. The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones. Picasso vs. Matisse. "Football" vs. "Soccer." Elliot Ness vs. Al Capone. Night vs. Day. Cowboys vs. Indians. Cats vs. Dogs. Dusting vs. Vacuuming. Bugs Bunny vs. Elmer Fudd. Glossy vs. Matte. Gum vs. Mints.

And now — October 31st — Halloween — Costume vs. No Costume? You gotta be kidding.
As far as rivalries go, this one's a lame as a wooden duck.

To not dress up on Halloween is most like:

a.) Going to the beach and staying out of the sun.

b.) Going swimming and complaining about getting wet.

c.) Going to a wine tasting and asking for a beer.

d.) Going to a Metallica concert and requesting earplugs.

e.) All of the above.

With 364 days to struggle over what to wear and to worry about how your hair looks, Halloween should be a great day of pleasure and ease. It's the one day of the year that lets you be anything, dress anyway, and act almost anyhow. Who would pass this up? A wooden duck?

With the exception of uniformed police officers, I don't really see any excuse for someone not to dress up. It's friggin' Halloween. Halloween, 2009

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Oct
30
2009
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Should Kitchen Staff Dress Up For Halloween?

Anthony Bourdain recalls a kitchen fellow who used to do realistic body parts with food. Just for "visual impact" not for tasting though. In Bed I think there was a year where we convinced the chef to serve fried bugs – yes, just like in the street stall. Was I in coma back then?

I personally think that's messing around. Stick to the costumes and the candies. Kitchen staff? Dress them up like brain surgeons, Hell's Angel's or rocket scientists with shower caps but for the love of god don't put make-up on them. I mean, they look scary enough already with their knives and the look in their eyes don't they? Just look at Marco Pierre White (picture below). Tricky.

.Marco Pierre White getting ready for "war"

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